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2010 China's Zhejiang Geely Holding Group Co. signed
a deal to buy Ford Motor Co.'s Volvo car unit.
The two most common elements in the universe are
Hydrogen and stupidity.
--- Harlan Ellison (1934 - )
Today's Bonehead Award:
Mexican illegal who was released by
Chicago authorities despite ICE telling
them not to, went on to rape a
three-year-old girl in a McDonalds
bathroom as she cried "daddy, daddy"
On the Upper West Side of NYC lived an assimilated Jew who
was now a very militant atheist. But he sent his son to
Trinity School because, despite its denominational roots,
it's a great school, and completely secular.
After a month, the boy comes home and says casually, "By
the way Dad, do you know what Trinity means? It means the
Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost."
The father can barely control his rage. He seizes his son
by the shoulders and declares, "Danny, I'm going to tell
you something now and I want you never to forget it. There
is only one God... and we don't believe in him!"
Remember....Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
"I am" may be the shortest sentence in the English
language, but according to some, "I do" is the longest.
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Mexican illegal who was released by Chicago
authorities despite ICE telling them not to,
went on to rape a three-year-old girl in a
McDonalds bathroom as she cried
A Mexican immigrant who was released by Chicago authorities
despite ICE telling them not to 'went on to rape a three-
year-old girl in a McDonald's bathroom as she cried
Christopher Puente, 34, is accused of sexually assaulting
the girl at the restaurant on 600 N. Clark St. in the River
North area of the city at around 8am on February 19.
The alleged attack happened while the girl's father was in
another stall with her brother, who had had an accident in
However ICE had requested that police continue detaining
the previously deported felon - who had convictions for
forced-entry burglary and forgery.
Despite his background, Chicago declined ICE's June 2019
request to detain Puente.
ICE have said this is an increasingly common battle, with
the agency reporting that Cook County, which includes
Chicago, denied more than 1,000 detainer requests in 2019
Puente's bond hearing in Cook County heard the little
girl's mouth was covered as she began whimpering 'daddy,
daddy' - before her father pulled her legs from under the
door to get her to safety.
The horrific ordeal was relayed in court where the accused
rapist appeared for the first time.
Robert Guadian, field office director of Chicago
Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO), blamed
'irresponsible lawmaking' for Puentes release.
'How many more victims must there be before lawmakers
realize that sanctuary policies do not protect the
innocent?' Guadian said.
'Puente should have been in ICE custody last year and
removed to his home country. Instead, irresponsible
lawmaking allowed him to walk free and prey on our most
vulnerable,' he told Fox News.
Images of Puente on surveillance footage were circulated
through a community alert and he was later brought in by
police for an unrelated criminal trespass before being
linked to the assault case.
He was charged with criminal trespass after refusing to
leave a local business in River North.
While investigating, officers recognized him as being the
man pictured and he was linked to the sexual assault case.
The accused is said to have admitted to investigators he
put the toddler on his lap, sexually assaulted her and
covered her mouth to stop her calling for help.
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Two Catholic boys pass an Episcopalian minister. At the
sight of the reversed collar, one of them says, "Hello,
The other boy elbows him in the ribs. "He's no Father, you
dummy. He's married and has three kids!"
Greg and John were both fanatics about deep sea fishing.
Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other
big lies about the number, and sizes of the fish they
So Greg comes back from his latest fishing trip, and tells
John, "You wouldn't believe, but in da Bahamas I caught a
500 pound herring."
John says...." That's nothing, last time I fished in da
Bahamas, I pulled up an old lantern from a sunken Spanish
ship and da candle was still burning!"
They both looked at each other, knowing that the other was
Finally, John said to Greg...." Look Greg, if you take 450
pounds from off your herring I'll blow out my candle ! "
With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband
said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend
home for supper tonight."
His wife replied, "What? Are you crazy? The house is
a mess, I didn't have time to go shopping, all the
dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a
fancy meal tonight!"
The husband said, "I know all that."
"Then why in the world did you invite your friend for
supper tonight?" asked the wife.
The guy answered, "Because the poor fool is thinking
about getting married."
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Today March 28
1774 Britain passed the Coercive Act against Massachusetts.
1797 Nathaniel Briggs patented a washing machine.
1834 The U.S. Senate voted to censure President Jackson for
the removal of federal deposits from the Bank of the United
1854 The Crimean War began with Britain and France
declaring war on Russia.
1864 A group of Copperheads attack Federal soldiers in
Charleston, IL. Five were killed and twenty were wounded.
1865 Outdoor advertising legislation was enacted in New
York. The law banned "painting on stones, rocks and trees."
1885 The Salvation Army was officially organized in the
1898 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that a child born in the
U.S. to Chinese immigrants was a U.S. citizen. This meant
that they could not be deported under the Chinese Exclusion
1905 The U.S. took full control over Dominican revenues.
1910 The first seaplane took off from water at Martinques,
France. The pilot was Henri Fabre.
1911 In New York, suffragists performed the political play
"Pageant of Protest."
1917 During World War I the Women’s Army Auxiliary Corps
(WAAC) was founded.
1922 Bradley A. Fiske patented a microfilm reading device.
1930 Constantinople and Angora changed their names to
Istanbul and Ankara respectively.
1933 In Germany, the Nazis ordered a ban on all Jews in
businesses, professions and schools.
1938 In Italy, psychiatrists demonstrated the use of
electric-shock therapy for treatment of certain mental
1939 The Spanish Civil War ended as Madrid fell to
1941 The Italian fleet was defeated by the British at the
Battle of Matapan.
1942 British naval forces raided the Nazi occupied French
port of St. Nazaire.
1945 Germany launched the last of the V-2 rockets against
1947 The American Helicopter Society revealed a flying
device that could be strapped to a person's body.
1962 The U.S. Air Force announced research into the use of
lasers to intercept missiles and satellites.
1963 Sonny Werblin announced that the New York Titans of
the American Football League was changing its name to the
New York Jets. (NFL)
1967 Raymond Burr starred in a TV movie titled "Ironside."
The movie was later turned into a television series.
1968 The U.S. lost its first F-111 aircraft in Vietnam when
it vanished while on a combat mission. North Vietnam
claimed that they had shot it down.
1974 A streaker ran onto the set of "The Tonight Show
starring Johnny Carson."
1979 A major accident occurred at Pennsylvania's Three Mile
Island nuclear power plant. A nuclear power reactor
overheated and suffered a partial meltdown.
1981 In Bangkok, Thailand, Indonesian terrorists hijacked
an airplane. Four of the five terrorists were killed on
1986 The U.S. Senate passed $100 million aid package for
the Nicaraguan contras.
1986 More than 6,000 radio stations of all format varieties
played "We are the World" simultaneously at 10:15 a.m. EST.
1990 In Britain, a joint Anglo-U.S. "sting" operation ended
with the seizure of 40 capacitors, which can be used in the
trigger mechanism of a nuclear weapon.
1991 The U.S. embassy in Moscow was severely damaged by
2010 China's Zhejiang Geely Holding Group Co. signed a deal
to buy Ford Motor Co.'s Volvo car unit.
, that's all for today.
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